New meanings for old words – part 2

Aroma n The smell of Italian cooking like mama used to make back in Latium

Prosperity n All the good reasons why you should become rich and powerful

Context n All those misleading sentences in a contract, which are designed to confuse and misinform you.

Devotees n Provocatively shaped golf accessories that cause a sensation at the golf course and country club. They are designed for the keenest of golfers only.

Irreverend n A vicar with a true sense of what is absurd, both in this life and in the next.

I joined my church because the vicar is so irreverend.