Free humour book on March 10th

Stories such as this are free on March 9th and 10th – click here for the book

The four horsemen were riding through the dark forest on a particular day in the recent past. They could all hear a woman’s voice in the distance and, luckily for her, the horsemen’s path took them right by where she was.

As they approached the horsemen could more clearly hear what she was saying, or rather screaming:

“HELP ME, HELP ME, SAVE ME FROM THIS TALL TOWER IN THE DARK FOREST.”

As the horsemen approached the tall tower, the woman, who was in fact a damsel in lots of distress by the name of Sharon, saw them.

“HELP ME, HELP ME PLEASE.”

The four horsemen ignored her pleas and carried on riding, riding.

“PLEASE HELP ME, I AM A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS IN A TALL TOWER IN A DARK FOREST, I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE EVIL DWARF SHRUBEGEOG, HELP ME.”

With this, one of the four horsemen put up his hand indicating that they should all stop. The horsemen came to a halt, turned their horses around and trotted over to the base of the tower.

“Can we help you, O damsel in distress?” said one of the men.

“YES YOU CAN, YOU CAN” began the damsel, but she was interrupted by the same man, who said “There is no need to shout, we can hear you well enough from here.”

“Sorry,” said the damsel, “my name is Sharon, I would like to be rescued, will you help me?”