Communications book for free

A free book called Sorry to hear that is available on March 23rd and March 24th. There’s a lot of dialogue as it’s a book about Communications.

For example:

Sheila was beginning to suspect Walter wasn’t at all interested in her day but continued anyway “I didn’t get invited to lunch because I didn’t surf Liz’s Facebook page and I don’t have a cell phone so she couldn’t text me the details.”

“You went to lunch and had the surf special which was on sale – oh good.”

Now Sheila knew he wasn’t listening so she continued:

“And then I had sex with Prince William on the bus on the way home.”

“Did you have to stand up? How long does that take?”

“Around half an hour as per normal. Actually, the sex was yesterday, but today I had a wonderful conversation with a bright young girl and we spoke to each other like long lost friends. She was so knowledgeable about the world and how younger people see things.”

“Speaking of lunch, is dinner ready yet?” asked Walter vaguely.

“No it’s not. Why can’t you do it? You’ve been home longer than me.”