Free book – Sorry to hear that

A free book called Sorry to hear that is available on March 23rd and March 24th. There’s a lot of dialogue as it’s a book about Communications.

 

For example:

“Tom Shields has just sent out another email – he’s really showing off now – I wonder if I ought to go back to the office,” said Walter.

“No you aren’t going anywhere Walter. You can stay here and explain to me why you allowed our two teenage sons to watch pornography on the Internet and so turned them into a couple of sex fiends who have urges about one of their friend’s mothers. Are you proud?”

“You know what MILF means mum? Wow that’s impressive.” Simon was genuinely impressed.

“Yes, even a technophobe like me can use Google. Last week, I overheard one of your friends shouting in your room ‘Wow, Simon, your mum’s not a MILF, is she?’”

“Trent Booth has got a big mouth, I am not surprised you heard,” said Simon.

Walter put his hands up as though defending himself. “Sheila I didn’t know what was going on – I swear – we were playing Death Race III when suddenly the webcam gets activated on his PC and there’s Kevin and Alice Corlet, apparently, under the sheets starting to get going. I wasn’t worried though because I know Alice doesn’t like having sex with the lights on.”

“And how the hell do you know that, Walter?”

“Er, well I heard someone at the gym talking about Alice – on their cell phone. Apparently, she is very particular about certain things.”

“Such as having sex in the dark. How does anyone but Kevin know that?”